Alongside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:
English well talking. Here speeching American.
At a Bangkok dry cleaners:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
In a Swiss mountain inn:
Special today: no ice cream.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
In a Belgrade hotel elevator:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers:
Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
At a Tokyo shop:
Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.
A Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, then tootle him with vigor.
In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
At a Rhodes tailor shop:
Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
Similarly, from the old "Soviet Weekly":
There will be a Moscow exhibition of arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
In a Zurich hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Doctors' office, Rome:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
At an Acapulco hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In a Leipzig elevator:
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:
English well talking. Here speeching American.
At a Bangkok dry cleaners:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
In a Swiss mountain inn:
Special today: no ice cream.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
In a Belgrade hotel elevator:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers:
Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
At a Tokyo shop:
Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.
A Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, then tootle him with vigor.
In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
At a Rhodes tailor shop:
Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
Similarly, from the old "Soviet Weekly":
There will be a Moscow exhibition of arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
In a Zurich hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Doctors' office, Rome:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
At an Acapulco hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In a Leipzig elevator:
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
