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    Funny English Signs From All Over the World part 2

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    تاريخ التسجيل : 25/12/2009
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    Funny English Signs From All Over the World part 2

    مُساهمة  مصطفى منصور في الثلاثاء يناير 05, 2010 4:02 pm

    Alongside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
    Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

    Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:
    English well talking. Here speeching American.

    At a Bangkok dry cleaners:
    Drop your trousers here for best results.

    In a Swiss mountain inn:
    Special today: no ice cream.

    On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
    Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

    In a Belgrade hotel elevator:
    To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

    In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers:
    Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.

    At a Tokyo shop:
    Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.

    A Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:
    Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

    From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:
    When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, then tootle him with vigor.

    In a Tokyo bar:
    Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

    At a Rhodes tailor shop:
    Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

    Similarly, from the old "Soviet Weekly":
    There will be a Moscow exhibition of arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.

    In a Zurich hotel:
    Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

    In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
    Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

    In a Rome laundry:
    Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

    In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
    Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

    Doctors' office, Rome:
    Specialist in women and other diseases.

    At an Acapulco hotel:
    The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

    On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
    If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.

    In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
    The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

    In a Leipzig elevator:
    Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.

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