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    English Jokes

    مُساهمة  مصطفى منصور في السبت يونيو 26, 2010 4:37 pm

    Hi All of you
    I hope you enjoy these cute jokes



    The Biggest Lie

    Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room

    The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

    One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

    "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

    The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher

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    phone


    A teenager girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.

    "Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"

    "Wrong number," replied the girl.

    .................................................. .....

    Looking for a Wife


    Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.
    One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
    Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women that I have wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."
    His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."
    A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"
    With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."
    The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"
    Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."

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