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    English jokes

    مُساهمة  weeping eyes في الجمعة مايو 21, 2010 2:45 am

    School Jokes


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    The child comes home from



    his first day at school


    Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"

    The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."











    The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"


    "None," answered little Norman.

    "None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic."

    "Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"












    Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?


    Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.

    Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?




    Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow

    !!!

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