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    Funny situations

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    تاريخ التسجيل : 25/12/2009
    الموقع : فارسكور - دمياط - مصر ( مدرسة فارسكور الاعدادية للبنين )

    Funny situations

    مُساهمة  مصطفى منصور في الثلاثاء يناير 12, 2010 7:21 am



    Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?

    Husband : Nothing.
    Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ??

    Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.


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    Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

    A - One Woman Brings U into this life crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.


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    Wife : Do you want dinner?
    Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

    Wife : Yes and no.


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    Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
    Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
    Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
    Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

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    Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
    Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
    Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

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    A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
    "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"


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    Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

    Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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    Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
    Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
    Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
    Millionaire: "Billionaire"

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    A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my body?"
    He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor.


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