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    تعريفات انجليزية

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    تعريفات انجليزية

    مُساهمة  مصطفى منصور في الخميس يناير 07, 2010 8:38 pm

    School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

    Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

    Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

    Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

    Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

    Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

    Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

    Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

    Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

    Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

    Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

    Father : A banker provided by nature.

    Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

    Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

    Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

    Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

    Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read.

    Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

    Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

    Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

    Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

    Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

    Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

    Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

    Philosopher : A fool who torments


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    مُساهمة  Hend في الجمعة يناير 08, 2010 7:38 am

    fantastic definitions ...........thank you Mr Mustafa

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